And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Do plants get herpes?
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