So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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