When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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