MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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