Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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