I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
