When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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