Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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