O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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