you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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