Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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