Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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