She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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