I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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