Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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