smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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