What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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