oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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