so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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