Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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