Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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