Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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