I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
