She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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