He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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