I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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