and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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