soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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