He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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