whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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