yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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