She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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