YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How does it feel to date your dad?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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