Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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