real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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