Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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