I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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