I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
only if we run a train.
done.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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