ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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