Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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