were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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