so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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