Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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