I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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