i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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