dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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