Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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