We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
