Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I understand Curling. That high.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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