you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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