does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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