Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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