My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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