this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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