How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize